.....bread.......

i went to the kitchen
to make me some lunch

there was the end of a loaf of bread
i sliced it, it made two slices.

i put the empty bag in the garbage

i took out of the fridge ham and cheese

i looked at the tray
and lo and behold
the slices bread had disappeared!
i looked to the right
i looked to the left
i looked in the garbage where i had thrown the the bag
no bread anywhere
i looked in the fridge

i said i am really going coo coo
i took a deep breath
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and then the toaster goes click.